Total Medals Earned: 71 (From 24 different games.) Total Medal Score: 630 Points
Medals Earned: 2/10 (10/160 points)
Medals Earned: 2/6 (10/65 points)
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/90 points)
Medals Earned: 13/16 (75/90 points)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/155 points)
Medals Earned: 3/11 (25/325 points)
Medals Earned: 3/4 (175/200 points)
Medals Earned: 4/22 (20/305 points)
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/45 points)
Medals Earned: 6/92 (30/460 points)
start the game
die in less than 10 seconds
die without moving
survive more than 10 seconds
survive more than 30 seconds
survive more than 60 seconds
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Kill your first victim.
Died!
beat the game
Kill 25 or more peeps in one session.
Played the game for the first time
Won a game of single player
Won a match against someone in online
Customized your character
Reached level 50
Played on Madness Day (9/22)
Thanks for purchasing our new OS!
Monkeh, monkeh.
Don't harass me its just a reference!
See your new pet fish!
Ur PC is slow
You don't have one.
Medium Ham is only limited to playing 1 video.
Purchase an item!
He watches...
Uh oh!
Keep it clean and sweep up those mines!
"There's nobody here."
Think, just have a little time to think about some stuff...
RIP Shrek 9/11/01
Get a 5x combo
complete the tutorial.
Complete a Level
Get a 10x combo
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Run out of ammo and die.
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Get A Job At Pizzio's Pizza!
Deliver Your First Pizza!
Complete The Game!
Check Out The Credits!
Hit the floor
Create new life
Peek in the hole, I dare you...
Get it
SNOOOooorrrrttttt!!!!
I wonder if he's hiring?
Ride the Elevator
Get rid of the crows
Fire your finger guns for the first time!
Use the 'Heroin' Item for the first time!
lose a run by being really bad at video games!
Beat the Shoot Trip Die Demo
Welcome to Shrimp-OS
Have EVERY (important) application installed at once
Who turned out the lights?
Find the Shrimpcoin Miner software
Cover your shrimptop in icons
Make somebody upset
Be real loud
Hilarious Dancing Shrimp!
